1. You just put your milk in the cupboard.
2. You rush through your morning routine only to arrive at work at a fashionably late 9:22am....on Saturday.
3. You've eaten nothing but Fritos and coffee for three days.
4. You're pretty sure you washed your hair twice this morning because you might have forgotten about the first time while you were in the shower.
5. Your boss tells you his presentation is in the bag. You spend the rest of your day looking for the bag.
6. A bottle of Tums has taken up residence in your purse, and in your car, and in your office drawer, and on your bathroom counter.
7. Your doctor asks if the bulging muscle in your neck is where you swallowed your twin in the womb.
8. You are seriously considering giving your ex a call because you had such good times together (aside from that thing where he kind of slept with that slut Amy while you went out of town, but maybe if you had phone sex like he asked when you went to visit your aunt in Ohio for a long weekend it never would have happened).
9. Your shoes match your belt (and your purse--good for you!) but you forgot to put on a bra.
10. Last night you had a dream about canoe shopping with Bugs Bunny and Sheldon Cooper.
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